What's Behind Door Number Two?!

A very good tattoo artist friend of ours knows one of the big shots on Storage Wars (or some other TV show that people bid on to get contents of abandoned storage units.)

His story.

"He told him about my collection.

The guy from the show called me and asked to borrow some of my prime sheets for the show so they could put them in a locker and have the “Lucky High Bidder” FIND them there. What a crock of shit. Of course I told him they were not available to loan out or to rent.

What looks out of place here?

They carefully load the units with items to make the show look cool.

I’m not sure of the show’s name as there’s a few different ones.

It was one of the better known ones though.

I had heard of it and I don’t watch hardly any television programs."

Many thanks our our friend for letting us share his letter!

 

Dragon Breath

Born Yoshihito Nakano, Horiyoshi III (b. 1946) received his current title from the late tebori master Yoshitsugu Muramatsu, also known as Shodai Horiyoshi of Yokohama. Sailor Jerry visited and studied Horiyoshi II's work in Japan as did Don Hardy. Horiyoshi III started at age 16 and served as Shodai Horiyoshi’s apprentice for ten years. By age twenty-eight Horiyoshi III’s bodysuit was complete, hand-tattooed by Shodai Horiyoshi.

He is considered the foremost tattoo master in Japan. These two tattoo flash samples are just in to Lift Trucks: a dragon descending through the waves and a dragon ascending through waves.

 

 

Girls We Like

In this sheet, Coleman's pin ups evolved from the traumatic shock of seeing your aunt coming out of the shower to dreams about the club swim teacher you had a crush on in Fifth Grade. This tattoo flash came through Paul Rogers, the Albert Morse Collection and was shown at the Oakland Museum in California.

Juxtapoz Opening Party

By Richard Osaka, Lift Trucks Special Report
Barnsdall Park,Los Angeles

I hunted for celebs, Molly, etc.  I was there for over an hour and walked throughout but only spotted Roger Daltrey from The Who.  Didn't want to take his pic.  Ed Ruscha was there but the only reason I know this is that I saw his picture with Robt. Williams. From the image's outdoor lighting I could tell that it was taken very early and maybe there was a preview before the opening.  I also saw a picture of Molly Barnes.  I definitely know what she looks like but I completely missed her.  Maybe I got there too late.

 

Matisse and Brooklyn Joe

Big colors bouncing around at the Matisse Cut Outs exhibit at MoMA. This exhibit focussed on the paper shapes pinned to the walls of the hotels and studios he lived in France.

But what's this? A mermaid and a parrot? Look at the solid blue shapes on either side of the canvas.

Could it be possible that the Grand Master had seen the tattoo work of Brooklyn Joe Leiber? Preposterous? No, we say, very possible.  It's well known that Brooklyn Joe who, although never actually trod the pavement in Brooklyn, may have visited France or even more likely, one of his human canvasses did.

The images and fantasy spread widely with tattooed sailors walking through the ports o'call around the globe. It's a fact that no artist works in a vacuum. Matisse grew up around bolts of wildly patterned fabric in his parents textile business. This translated into his famous abstract pattern style of painting.  He most likely saw the stunning tattoo work on sailors while sitting amidst the leafy palms in outdoor cafes where as everyone knows, French artists hang out all day when not banging their many mistresses and girlfriends. More research to follow this exciting discovery.

 

Cocktails with Noel

Dispatch from the Campbell Apt, sitting next to the John Campbell cast iron safe now in the fireplace at the Moroccan themed temple that was his private office in Grand Central Station. The cozy warmth of old money heats you better than a Presto Log. 
We are with Noel Barrett. Noel knows the collectible and antique field better than anyone. He owns a great auction house, he's a regular on Antiques Roadshow and was best friends with Ward Kimball (creator of Pinoccio) who, in turn, was Walt Disney's best friend.
We were able to remember three things from the conversation:
1. Noel always carries a couple of Roman coins with him. They are over 2000 years old. Worth about $6 each. Point being:  Just cause it's old don't mean it's worth something. Age does not equate value or beauty. Applies to everything collectible.
2. The 40 year rule is still going strong.  People want to collect what they saw as a kid and could not get hold of. So go back 40 years from the age of the collector and see what he is after. Roadrunner's, Pontiac GTO's, Dodge Charger's. Model T Fords not so much. Makes sense.
What kid in Brooklyn is going to score with an old clock collection or Roy Rogers memorabilia? That's over and should be treated as such. Old junk.  
3. So what should we buy today that was made back in the 1980's?   Noel:  The mistakes. The one offs, like a Soundman tv worn on the wrist, a souvenir ashtray memorializing the Three Mile Island cooling towers. Smoke rises lazily out from the towers. A gasoline powered surfboard. Any old Sony products that use cassettes. Think Guardians of the Galaxy and the main character using a Sony TPSL-2. Little tv's that sat on a desk.
That's all for now. 

 

First Tattoo Pinup Ever?

 Samuel F. O’Reilly 

After emigrating from Ireland in 1871, Samuel F. O’Reilly set up his tattoo business in the back of a barber shop at 11 Chatham Square, New York City. This image, showing a woman’s legs was considered quite racy in the late 1800s. 
"A lady, when crossing the street, must raise her dress a bit above the ankle while holding the folds of her gown together in her right hand and drawing them toward the right. It was considered vulgar to raise the dress with both hands as it would show too much ankle, but was tolerated for a moment when the mud is very deep." As told by The Lady's Guide to Perfect Gentility. 
That sounds just like our image, the subject holding her garment with both hands, it almost looks like she could be standing in mud. This drawing is from a notebook dating to the 1880’s. It appears he used his wife’s initials, M.F.O.R. (Mrs. F. O’ Reilly,) to illustrate a four letter sample in a banner. 
This is thought to be one of the earliest known examples of American tattoo flash, and possibly one of the earliest pinups penned by a tattoo artist.

 

No Tattoo Flash at WAS

Are you a man (or woman) of wealth and taste? If so, the Winter Antiques Show at the 67th Armory is a nice place to go. 

Highbrow. Not rat rod, hot rod, industrial artifacts, lowbrow, carnival or 60's underground items here.  Asking about tattoo art would surely get you whisked away by security and sidewalked. This is the big time and the big dollar. 
Weathervanes are probably the closest things to just stuff. We like weathervanes. Picasso said about rooster weathervanes, "...cocks have always been seen but never as well as in American weather vanes."  
Abby Aldrich Rockefeller and her friends started this collecting trend back in the 1940's or sometime. They were probably bored with Chippendale furniture and pewter and wanted something fun to collect. Looked on upon as barnyard junk back then, a horse and rider weathervane sold for over a million a few years ago. Then the market crashed. At many shows we would see the same figures with the same worse-for-wear price tags year after year. 

All the dealers say the market's coming back, but what are they going to say? When asked what to look for in these items, Patrick Bell at Olde Hope Antiques, said the surface of the figure is key. Hopefully it has turned a vertigreed green like the Statue of Liberty. Is it beautiful and weathered from 100 years of the elements? Jeffrey Tillou of Litchfield, CT said no way, the form comes first. The rarity and beauty of the general shape is what is important. Both these guys had great vanes, pleasant to talk with and knowledgeable.

They all believe the market is good for first time or the impulse buyer. They say there will always be die hards filling in gaps in a collection with something like a squirrel vane. This is a very rare shape. Farmers hated the varmints who would wreck havoc on crops. Very few would gold plate and celebrate them by putting them up to swing with breeze above the barn.  


Mr. Bell has one at $180,000. It looks right. He's been dealing for 35 years so it probably is correct. This form has always been suspect though. Somebody found the original carved hardwood form and pounded out a few sheets of copper around it, doused 'em with chemicals and let them cure for a few years in the rain and snow. People try everything from urine to buttermilk. But if you sit and look at any antique for awhile you can kind of tell. Something is not right. Even though you want it to be right. According to the WAS press release "Every object exhibited at the Show is vetted for quality and authenticity." Fakes are tossed out before the public's invited in. Which is good as even Sotheby's can get burned. They sold a squirrel a few years ago that turned out to be a clever fake.
Some pigs in David Schorsch's booth. 

Here's Mr. Tillou holding a Punch cigar store figure. It's really cool.  Back in the day it was hooked up to a steam making apparatus so it would blow a bunch of smoke-steam out of the cigar. It's worth over $100k now. 

This is a great show and should be seen. Even if you don't have tens of thousands to spend.  Here you can go to school to see what's the best of it's kind. Learn what to look for in case something pops up at the local flea market. Grab it, then try and figure out if it's fake or not. 
As in the case of Ms. Rockefeller and her folk art discovery of weathervanes back in the day, it's even more fun is trying to figure out what's next and new in the collecting field.   
And you will be left with the bus fare home.
The Winter Antiques Show runs through Feb. 1 at the Park Avenue Armory, Park Avenue at 67th Street; www.winterantiquesshow.com

We Wish We Could Draw Like Egon Schiele

We all wish we could draw like Egon Schiele. He could capture anybody. He saw right through a sitter and pulled out the inner character. Sad story though. They should do a movie. David Bowie was going to play him at one time but he waited too long as Schiele died at 28.

This show has a 220 volt cattle prod electric charge running through it. It's not your typical art show trying (yawn) another attempt at a shock of the new. These powerful drawings bristle with energy. Pencil lines as hard won as railroad tracks tease and hammer out skulls, eye sockets, jaw lines, skeletal hands. They sculpt wasp- waisted models with economy. Not a line out of place here. Exaggeration and distortion madly dance over the structure of anatomy and laws of physics.  Nor are they figure drawing exercises but x-rays that bare the soul of the sitter. Secrets rarely escaped this artists burning eye.

Egon Schiele, Portrait of Gerti Schiele, 1909

The painting of his sister Gerte looks like it was done yesterday. We would never guess it was done over 100 years ago, before the modern age of automobiles, telephones, electricity and airplanes.

Portrait of the Artist’s Wife, Standing (Edith Schiele in Striped Dress) 1915

Beautifully curated, on one wall a huge painting of his wife stands frigid as a stuffed doll in a wildly gesturing costume. On the next wall drawings hang salon style of lavishly unadorned models vamping it up in his studio. These drawings were sold to gentlemen who, with a wink and a nod, broke them out over cigars and brandy in the parlor.

Egon Schiele, Reclining Woman with Green Stockings, 1917

Later the bourgeoisie turned on him and he was imprisoned for rape, kidnapping and moral indecency. He was never the same upon return to freedom.  His restless fever of draughtsmanship endeding in the Spanish Flu epidemic.

Now we live in the dark ages of classical drawing. Yale routinely debates the value of teaching figure drawing in their art program. In California, The Art Center College known for turning out classically trained artists, has pretty much abandoned that program.

But this exhibit makes you want to toss over your iPad, grab pencil, paper and go sketch. When was the last time an exhibit made you want to draw?

Drop whatever you are doing, brace the weather and see this stunning show. Come early.  A museum guard, citing crowd control,  sidewalked over 40 people in 20 degree weather last Sunday morning.

It's the best exhibit we have seen in a decade.

Egon Schiele, Self-Portrait with Peacock Waistcoat, Standing, 1911.All images courtesy of the Neue Galerie. The exhibit is up until January 19th.

Neue Galerie New York is located at 1048 Fifth Avenue (at 86th Street).
Museum Hours 
Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday
11 a.m. to 6 p.m.
(closed Tuesday and Wednesday)

 

 

Elvis' TCB buckle for Obama

A great percentage of our art collectors and readers live in Europe. Yesterday a lot of them asked us why President Obama did not want to go to the rally Sunday.
Our French gallery director said " Yesterday many people gathered ... It is said that it was the biggest manifestation after Paris liberation in 1945."  

We don't know why he didn't go. As acting presidents, Reagan and Clinton would not have missed it.  Kennedy, Eisenhower, Roosevelt stood arm in arm lots of times with the world leaders in support of freedom. Maybe Obama was playing golf.  It's not just the europeans though. He seems to miss a lot of American things too. He could not work into his schedule a visit to the families of journalists beheaded last year. Which would have been a nice gesture. People would like him more if he did some of this stuff.

History will tell, but we are all fairly sure that he will go down as not too good of a president.  But there is still a chance.  Here at Lift Trucks Project, we employ a slogan called " TCB" or, Taking Care of Business.  And it works.  So, in the spirit of hope, we are sending the President his very own TCB rhinestone belt buckle.  Just like Elvis had. We hope that Mr. Obama likes it and wears it all the time. You never know. It sure will look snappy.

 

Can We Run This Without Packing Iron?

All the mainstream U.S. media are terrified to publish this cartoons. Editors are hiding under their desks at The Associated Press, CNN, the New York Times, MSNBC, NBC News and others .

Other media outlets like Gawker, the Daily Beast and BuzzFeed have all published the images.  The Washington Post ran the cartoon on their editorial opinion page.

The New York Times proffered one of their typical gasbag explanations: “Under Times standards, we do not normally publish images or other material deliberately intended to offend religious sensibilities. After careful consideration, Times editors decided that describing the cartoons in question would give readers sufficient information to understand today’s story.” 

Kind of like describing a sunset or texting what a celebrity looks like?

Look, it's not a really good cartoon, it's not particularly well drawn, not really that funny. 

A far cry from this classic. 

But it's news. It probably says something like: 100 lashes if you don't think this is funny. 

 

The New York Times: Source 

A Close Call on Publication of Charlie Hebdo Cartoons

By MARGARET SULLIVAN

  JANUARY 8, 2015 2:18 PM  January 8, 2015 2:18 pm

Was The Times cowardly and lacking in journalistic solidarity when it decided not to publish the images from the French satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo that precipitated the execution of French journalists?

Some readers I’ve heard from certainly think so. Evan Levine of New York City wrote: “I just wanted to register my extreme disappointment at what can only be described as a dereliction of leadership and responsibility by the New York Times in deciding not to publish the Charlie Hebdo cartoons after today’s massacre.”

Todd Stuart of Key West, Fla., expressed the same view: “I hope the public editor looks into the incredibly cowardly decision of the NYT not to publish the Charlie Hebdo cartoons. I can’t think of anything more important than major papers like the NYT standing up for the most basic principles of freedom.”

And many outside commenters and press critics agreed. Jeff Jarvis of City University of New York wrote: “If you’re the paper of record, if you’re the highest exemplar of American journalism, if you expect others to stand by your journalists when they are threatened, if you respect your audience to make up its own mind, then dammit stand by Charlie Hebdo and inform your public. Run the cartoons.”

 

I talked to the executive editor, Dean Baquet, on Thursday morning about his decision not to show the images of the prophet Muhammad – a position that was taken by The Washington Post (on its news pages), The Associated Press, CNN and many other American news organizations. BuzzFeed and theHuffington Post were among those that did publish the cartoons.

The Washington Post’s editorial page published a single image of a Charlie Hebdo cover on its printed Op-Ed page with Charles Lane’s column; that decision was made by the editorial page editor, not the executive editor of the paper, who presides over the news content. The executive editor, Martin Baron, told the Post’s media reporter Paul Farhi that the paper doesn’t publish material “that is pointedly, deliberately, or needlessly offensive to members of religious groups.”

number of European newspapers did publish the images, often on their front pages or prominently on their websites.

I found it interesting that at least one outspoken champion of free expression, Glenn Greenwald, questioned the solidarity angle, tweeting: “When did it become true that to defend someone’s free speech rights, one has to publish & even embrace their ideas? That apply in all cases?”

And even many people who were horrified by the attack have become troubled by the embrace of a paper they believe crossed the line into bigotry.

Mr. Baquet told me that he started out the day Wednesday convinced that The Times should publish the images, both because of their newsworthiness and out of a sense of solidarity with the slain journalists and the right of free expression.

He said he had spent “about half of my day” on the question, seeking out the views of senior editors and reaching out to reporters and editors in some of The Times’s international bureaus. They told him they would not feel endangered if The Times reproduced the images, he told me, but he remained concerned about staff safety.

“I sought out a lot of views, and I changed my mind twice,” he said. “It had to be my decision alone.”

Ultimately, he decided against it, he said, because he had to consider foremost the sensibilities of Times readers, especially its Muslim readers. To many of them, he said, depictions of the prophet Muhammad are sacrilegious; those that are meant to mock even more so. “We have a standard that is long held and that serves us well: that there is a line between gratuitous insult and satire. Most of these are gratuitous insult.”

“At what point does news value override our standards?” Mr. Baquet asked. “You would have to show the most incendiary images” from the newspaper; and that was something he deemed unacceptable.

I asked Mr. Baquet about a different approach — something much more moderate, along the lines of what the Post’s Op-Ed page did in print.

“Something like that is probably so compromised as to become meaningless,” he responded, though he was speaking generally, not of The Post’s decision.

The Times undoubtedly made a careful and conscientious decision in keeping with its standards. However, given these events — and an overarching story that is far from over — a review and reconsideration of those standards may be in order in the days ahead.

 

 

We get questions...

Q. What does the term "flash" mean again?  

A.  Comes from the carnival world. It means an attraction, a dazzler, an eyeful designed to catch the "marks" attention as he walks through the state fair, seaport, circus, rodeo or strolls down the carnival midway.  

Flash is the bright design, the purple dog on the top shelf, the gleaming bakelight radio in orange, yellow and green, the zip, zap and pop that makes you reach in your wallet, suspend belief and throw as much dough as possible at the booth. In this case, you want the beautiful pin up girl, the brave tiger or the sailing ship memorialized on your person.

Flash is the top shelf. As opposed to "slum" which is the crap in boxes sitting in the dirt by the carneys feet. Slum is comprised of rubber snakes, frog clacker noise makers and those woven Chinese finger traps where the more you pull, the tighter they got. Slum is the red cellophane fish that would curl in your hand. Or not, telling everyone something about your personality.  

The term transferred over to the tattoo world. A good and bold sheet of tattoo flash would turn heads and stop 'em in their tracks. 

Captain Jack Howard

Just in to Lift Trucks:

A tattooists interpretation of the Italian Renaissance. Note Christ tempted by the babe in the rose (bottom right.)

Captain Jack Howard, Barbary Coast, San Francisco, ink and watercolor in heavy paper, 22" by 29", c 1920's.

And just for fun, the sheet as a blueprint.

The Barbary Coast was a red-light district in old San Francisco, California. Geographically it constituted nine blocks bounded by Montgomery Street, Washington Street, Stockton Street, and Broadway. Particularly notorious was Pacific Avenue, one of the earliest streets to be cut through the hills, which led directly from the wharf to the center of town, near Portsmouth Square. The neighborhood quickly took on its seedy tone.

True or False

This is from the book  "Pierced hearts and True Love.  A Century of Drawing for Tattoos" The Drawing Center, 1995. They label it as "Unidentified tattooer, c. 1950" A most excellent book.

There are lots of 3d tattooed arms supposed to be old and supposed to have been employed in tattoo shops.

Here's a pair that sold on eBay. 

We have seen these pop up at local swap meets for about $200. That's okey as maybe a decoration for those stupid "man caves." Rooms which, like a New Year's Eve party, reek of false promise.  

Here's an arm sign currently on eBay. The lady looks sceptical but the listing swears it is genuine. http://ebay.to/15Phu9x

Can't tell from the photos but as one collector said " After looking  again, something about the paint doesn't look right.  It has that distressed painting technique look. That's a red flag." 

You be the judge. For us there is nothing more dispiriting than, down the road, realizing your item is a phony.  

 

Fake, We Cry!

A reader sent us this e-Bay listing, http://ebay.to/1tf0Kwt, asking our opinion. Just like on the popular tv shows!

It looks like an itinerant tattoo artist case. These are rare and quite beautiful. Let's look at this one.

The box is indeed quite old. The dry white paint is great, the wood, clasp and hinges are turn of century or older. Unfortunately we don't believe it was ever employed by a tattoo artist. 

The interior shot gives it away.  Where are the partitions to separate drawings from the tattoo machines? There would be partitions to separate the tattoo flash, notebooks and stencils from the business end of tattooing. The inside of the box is just way too clean. Where are all the spilled ink blobs, splatters, drips and circle spots where the bottles would sit, the smudges from black chalk or graphite? We don't see any of the scrapes or nicks from the assorted crap flying around as stuff would when riding the rails, jumping from tramp steamers to port or just traveling from town to town on the carnival circuit.  Working the small town county fairs would rattle the insides of a tattoo artists box. 

Now, let's look at the lettering.  The word "Electric" in script looks like it's borrowed from a 1950's Eletrolux vacuum cleaner. An era at least 50 years newer than the actual box. The eagle is horribly drawn with a fat mutant bird head. It has no relation at all to the way a tattooist would render this traditional symbol.  The wear and distress marks on the lettering are clearly bogus. For example why is it worn somewhat in the center of the lettering and not over the eagle? Why are the wing tips not showing any wear from handling?

Where there is money, fakes will follow and the folk art field is boiling over with reproductions.  Tattoo art is now in the forgers cross hairs especially with high dollar ($28k) auction records like Coleman's Battleship Kate at Skinner's. Which was clearly the real McCoy

Looking at other listings from this dealer it turns out he's the same guy who scissored up a full sheet of Oklahoma Bob's tattoo flash into 10 small sheets framed up in a heartless money grab. More items equal more profit goes the thinking here. 

In the spirit of equal time and fairness we tried reaching the "olegolfguy" (eBay moniker) for his view.  His eBay listings are blocked and do not allow any questions.  We'd probably want to lay low also.

A Bad Hat, a Dumb Rock, and a Western Motel

Here's three more reasons to visit L.A. 

1. Can we finally now get over Norton Simon's land grab of the Pasadena Art Museum? Fond memories when we were young and first saw the Warhol Brillo Boxes and the Richard Serra cut up redwoods. That was very cool. But then followed by the worst betrayal ever. Then howls went up as we were subject to miles of dopy Rembrant prints of the same subject matter endlessly lining the walls when Norton Simon bullied his way in and bought the struggling Pasadena Museum. Move on? Oh alright. Enough grudge harboring, we say. 

A smallish Van Gogh portrait blazes out from the center room. Power to shock after a century. Everything is wrong: Face is torqued way off center, eyes don't line up,  the hat's two sizes too small. But glows with an electric nitro burning brute force. Even in the cel pic.

Down the hall Lucas Cranich painted figures stand almost full size, almost alive in realism. But don't let go of the hand rail and slip down the ant sand trap to the basement where dozens of dead buff colored sculptures from eons ago wait to smother you in dust and recycled air. Stay on the first floor then run for the exit.

 2. Adjacent to the La Brea Tar Pits at the LA County Art Museum, Michael Heizer has turned the nice green lawn into his personal dust bowl and set up this:  A big boulder on a mock freeway overpass  waiting to crush you. Scary. Almost as scary as walking around the Stinky Felix Arches (in the Pasadena Arroyo) at noon. Overblown Michael. But Gerhard Richter's abstract big red painting in Eli Broad's monument to hisself upstairs at LACMA is actually way cool. The silver shimmers under Matrix like ribbons of falling skeins of paint. Makes you feel that abstracts are ok to look at once again.  In the same room, Chris Burdon's totally lost it with the stupid little cars stuck around a Red Grooms like set up of buildings. Really Chris? Pay your girl friend to shoot you again or something. Or at least get the little cars to actually move.

3. The best one yet. Route 66: The Road and The Romance at the Gene Autry Museum of Western Heritage.  Where else can you see Jack Kerouac's 60 foot 'On The Road' book typed out on a taped together vellum scroll in the same room as Woody Guthrie's beat up guitar, next to a mint 1960 Corvette and some excellent vintage gas pumps?  This is the best curated show ever. Not too much stuff, just enough. Perfect. Keep it shallow. It's just a road.

Hello Handsome Big Artist with Large Nice Works

(Actual corespondance from serial artworld scammer.) 
Subject: Big Painted sculpture, 94" x 106", 2014

Hello There Lift Trucks,
         My name is Jackson Greene from Las Vegas. I actually
observed my wife has been viewing your website on my laptop and i
guess she likes your piece of work. I'm also impressed and amazed to
have seen your various works too,  You are doing a great job. I would
like to purchase one of your Artwork Big Painted Sculpture 94" by 106", 2014 as a
surprise to my wife on our anniversary. Also, i Will appreciate if you
can give me the price quotes of any available works of yours ready for
immediate sale,and let me know if you accept check as mode of Payment.
Thanks and best regards
Jackson.
Hello Lift Trucks,
         Thanks for the message, however, I would greatly appreciate if you could possibly recommend a few completed Original Paintings within my budget $15000- $25,000 ready for immediate sale... Just  need something within that price range for a surprise to my wife (can tell she likes your work). I would appreciate if you can figure out a piece of work that would serve that purpose. Kindly email images and prices of any available works in that range.
Many Thanks
Jackson Greene.

Subject: Re: GET BACK TO ME

Reply-To: jackson greene

Dear Lift Trucks,

    Thanks for the message, i will buy the Big Nice Work...  I must tell you I intend to give my wife a surprise with the immediate purchase of the piece. Also If you'd like to know, I'm relocating to Canada soon and our wedding anniversary is fast approaching. So I'm trying to gather some good stuff to make this event a surprise one. I am buying yours as part of gifts to her (quickly before someone else grabs it). I am okay with the Price i think it worth it anyways. I'll be sending a check. As regarding shipping, you don't have to worry about that in order not to leave any clue to my wife for the surprise. as soon as you receive and cash the check, my shipping agent (who is also moving my personal effect) will contact you to arrange for the pick-up. I would have come to purchase the piece myself but, at the moment, am on training voyage to the North Atlantic Ocean (I'm an ocean engineer) with new hires who are fresh from graduate school and won't be back for another couple of weeks.

Regards,

Jackson Greene.

PS: In the mean time, kindly get back to me with Your Full Names( As you want it to appear on the payment) House Address ( Where you want the payment delivered by a Courier Service) I will want the House Address in full state,city and zipcode. (Not a P.O Box) Your Telephone Number(s)(For Constant Communication), so I can get the check prepared and have it mailed out to you right away. 

Jeff Koons: Jeffie Goes to Hollywood

“Life is too important a thing ever to talk seriously about it.” –Vera, or The Nihilists

Frankie Goes to Hollywood(FGTH), is an 80’s British band that had a hit with their single “Relax”. They released a greatest hits album, “Bang! The Greatest Hits Album of Frankie Goes to Hollywood”. It has only one hit on it. It is called “Relax”. Which brings to mind Jeff Koons. He is the Frankie Goes to Hollywood of artists. A one-hit-wonder or at best a three-hit-wonder. He also has a greatest hits album. It’s now playing at the Whitney Museum of Art.

Koons is the ultimate Post Modernist. With sardonic references to art historical styles, appropriation and irony he subverts all that is dear to Modernism. One Ball Total Equilibrium Tank (Spalding DR. J 241 Series) has a basketball floating in a tank of water that is mounted on a steel table. The purity of modernism (Donald Judd) is undermined by pop imagery (Warhol). It makes an elegant simple statement while at the same time celebrating the banal. The ball isn't soldered to another piece of steel. Salt and distilled water hold it in suspension. No wires are used. It floats magically and motionlessly. You can't help but think of the late Frank Caro’s obsession with weightlessness as a sculptural end game. But unlike Caro this work isn't constructivist. Koons uses water as his medium to hold a readymade in place. Like an aquarium this piece has to be routinely cleaned and the water replaced. Damien Hirst couldn't have put a shark in a tank without first being inspired by Koons.

 

WIth Balloon Dog (1994-2000), Koons fixates on the transformative powers of material by the manipulation of surface. Warhol’s Brillo (1964) boxes are an obvious inspiration. But Koons doesn’t subvert Modernism by reconstructing advertising iconography. Instead he bases his work on a readymade interpretation of reality–the balloon abstraction of a dog. The use of scale creates a surprising disruption. The piece is massive and monumental while being as fragile as a Christmas tree ornament. It appears to be cast but it is actually over 30 pieces of metal that are attached.The yellow color, surface and subject make it feel like it could float away.

 

Play-Doh (1994-2014) took over 20 years to build. Koons felt he couldn't finish it until technology was sophisticated enough to pull it off. Play-Doh is enormous and just sits there all mashed up into one large piece. So much for composition! Once again color, surface and texture are transformative. This is a sculpture that you feel as well as look at. The work appears to be malleable and you just want to tear off a piece and make something with it. Using constructivism to create a sculpture whose subject is clay is about as ironic as it gets. I just hope Play-Doh doesn’t dry out with time.

The rest of the show is cannon fodder. You get the feeling Koons must maintain a large output to pay for La Cicciolina’s alimony. His paintings are slick knock-offs of Rosenquist. There is so much camp here it feels like you are in Yellowstone National Park.

His “Made in Heaven” series really nails it. Jeffie Goes to Hollywood.

 

 

Written by Tom McManus

This piece is just in at Lift Trucks Project. Penned on the back of the tattoo board, is this tally. What it looks like is a 9 hour day paid $30, 4 days a week comes out to $120 per week.  Awful, right?  Well , maybe not.  It comes out to $6,240 per year, if every week paid the same. Here's an indication of what things cost in 1942, the date on the sheet. Average cost of new house $3,770.00 Average wages per year $1,880.00 Cost of a gallon of gas 15 cents average cost for house rent $35.00 per month, a bottle of Coca Cola was 5 cents, average price for a new car $920.00.


How does this stack up to todays income for the tattooer? On the internet and according to a fellow with the moniker "Doomed" (Thanks in advance if this is your information) herewith his opinion on the matter:

 "...all tattoo artists get paid cash. there are no corporate tattoo headquarters sending out checks. you probably already knew this, but i was just refering to the guy who said "coming from a tattoo artist who gets paid under the table". we aren't washing dishes, that's just how it works, we get paid cash.

Like everyone else is saying, there is no standard. there are so many factors that go into it, like how busy the shop/artist is and how many tattoos (if any) they did that day. sometimes the weather affects the customer average, stuff like that. some artists charge by the hour, and some by the size and detail of each piece. but keep in mind that not all that money goes to the artist. and no, not every artist gets paid 60/40 like some other guy said. it all depends on how long the person has been working as an artist. i've seen people getting paid as low as 20% (which was really wrong anyway) and some people getting paid as high as 70, 80%. i would guess the only way you get 100% of the money you make is if you own the shop, however in that case you're responsible for paying all the bills of the shop so in a sense you don't get all your money. "

So, in short, there is no such thing as a tattoo artist "salary". good luck."